Get rich…without mobility scooters

pope in scooter

Capitalism is an incredibly productive system for providing what people want and are prepared to pay for.

Sadly, it lets us down when we want things that are bad for us.  Or, perhaps more accurately, we let ourselves down.

Take mobility scooters for example.

Let’s agree upfront that some people have no other choice in how they get around because of major illness or injury. Those people have my genuine sympathy.

But if that was all that was going on, we’d be talking about a few thousand. But with annual sales estimated at 80,000 per year and a national fleet estimated at 350,000, Britain is now The Mobility Scooter Capital of Europe.

Some will say that this is a natural consequence of an ageing population.  But is that really true? What is really going on here?

First, there are very few mobility scooters in France, Switzerland and Italy, countries with ageing populations comparable to the UK.  This suggests a cultural explanation is at play.

Second, official studies indicate that the majority of scooter users are under 65 years old. In the 2014 HM Government study Mobility Scooters: A Market Study (a cracking read, let me tell you) 53% of respondents to its survey of scooter users were under 65 years old.

So why am I talking about mobility scooters on a blog about how to get rich?  Aren’t they 2 completely unrelated subjects?

No! Money is just a tool to use to live the best life that you can live. Health is an essential part of that. Mobility scooters represent the end stage of extreme consumerism. To illustrate, please watch this short clip from the film Wall-E. Then go watch the whole film. Yes, even if you have to pay for it.  Here’s a taster:

The road to hell is paved with good intentions and political correctness.  We are infantilising millions of people, turning them into big fat babies…encouraging them to aspire to minimal effort, convenience and obesity.

Mobility scooters are things that few people should need. And that no one should want. Yet they’re packaged up with advertising and marketing as a lifestyle and convenience product and sold to the hard of thinking using elevator music, soft focus advertorials and smiley, unthreatening presenters.

Note how at 3 mins 22 seconds sports alloy wheels and low profile tyres are touted as key benefits.  I’m guessing those were aimed at the guys. Perfect for cruising up and down Bournemouth sea front, no doubt.

Here we have the ingredients for a national health disaster:


1) A product that appeals to our natural desire to conserve energy (when we lived in the wild, we’d need that energy later)

2)  Something that promises the lure of convenience, ease and comfort…something that lets us off the hook of doing any work ourselves

3) Enablers and accomplices (salespeople, advertisers, friends and relatives glad they no longer need push the wheelchair or act as cabby)

4) Affluence (people can afford it…sort of)

Is our society collectively going insane?  Are we like frogs getting boiled in a pan…getting wimpier each year as material affluence increases?

I’m here to tell you that what most people think are the natural effects of ageing are anything but natural.  To a huge extent, we don’t stop exercising because we age, we age because we stop exercising.

One of the most striking examples of this in my life was meeting an older man (I’d guess mid sixties?) who had retired with his wife to rural France to tend a small-holding and let out a holiday cottage.  I met him one day and didn’t give him a second look…fully clothed, he just looked like a normal old man.

But then I saw him a couple of days later working on a hot summers day without his shirt on and fuck, the dude was ripped like Rambo! Probably because he hadn’t spent the previous 20 years eating donuts in an office or in Travelodge motels attending sales conferences.  No, instead he’d spent that time outside doing manual labour and eating unprocessed natural food.

There is no law that says your body parts stop functioning after 40, 50, 60 or 70 years.  Kelly Starrett puts it this way: your limbs are designed by evolution to last for ~110 years.  They have built in redundancy if you use them right. So if you have arms and legs but can’t use them fully, that’s probably a mobility issue, not an age issue.

Here’s a quick diagnostic test from Kelly…can you squat down deep (arse to the grass) like you’re a caveman sitting round a campfire with no chair. In places where people do this, they don’t have lower back problems. If you don’t have the flexibility to squat like this for 5 minutes (at any age) then you have a new project to work on, my friends.

Hunter gatherers are usually fully functioning right up to the end, able to hunt into their 70s.  There is none of this lying in a bed with dementia for 10 -15 years which seems to be our society’s peculiar way of torturing our old people.

We become what we repeatedly do. So as we spend our lives slumped on sofas and hunched over screens and smartphones, is it any wonder that our posture, strength and flexibility decay? When you see old people with hunched shoulders shuffling down the street, the sad truth is that much (most?) of that is avoidable with the right exercise and a regular mobility practice throughout life.

What do I mean by a mobility practice? Well, pilates is a mobility practice. It has structure: techniques, teachers, classes. If you do the work it gives you core strength, great posture and prevents injury.  Yoga is another good form of mobility practice (successfully practiced by my late grandma).  Or if you like your mobility practice set to banging tunez (as I do) then Body Combat is fantastic.

After 47 years on this planet, my heartfelt advice to anyone working in an office or any sort of sedentary job (i.e. just about all of them) would be to keep your body (as well as your mind) flexible.

How do I know this?  Well, partly from seeing people I know give up and go downhill, partly from research and partly from my own mistakes. When I was about 35, I injured my back through a mixture of 12 hours per day sat at a desk (before sofa time) plus stress management on a rowing machine…for which my lower back was unprepared.  I fixed it over time with physiotherapy, perseverance and exercises. But I’m pretty sure that if I’d been stronger and more flexible in the first place then I’d never have picked up that injury.

A few months ago I picked up a shoulder niggle whilst weight training. My monkey brain told me that this “injury” was due to my age and that from now on I should take it easy. Its so easy (and so dangerous) to listen to your monkey brain, which will always tell you to take things easy. Remember that your monkey brain evolved to keep you fearful (but alive) in the dangerous environment of the African savannah.

Fortunately, I have an ex military physio who, in the nicest possible way, told me I was being a pathetic baby (I’m reading between the lines here). He kneaded me back into flexibility (ouch!) and gave some excellent advice…none of which involved taking it easy now that I am old.

Physios have told me that I’m unusual because I actually do the exercises they recommend. Apparently the majority of their patients don’t. Then they wonder why they don’t get better.

Have you noticed how people obediently take their cars into the garage for regular servicing by experts….handing over money to get their parts checked and oiled and the service history stamped. And yet how much time and money are these people spending on their own service history? How much work are they putting into the care and maintenance of their own bodies?  Mostly none.

If you are not doing some cardio (cycling around town is enough) plus some strength training (weights / press ups / pull ups) plus some form of mobility practice, then you are probably treating yourself worse than your car. You deserve better.

Use it or lose it.

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  1. Totally agree. Only thing i would add is that you should try to keep the exercises challenging. Would suggest a kettlebell and a set of the (cheaper) generic version of TRX straps are good investments too, particulalry if you aren’t strong enough to do pull-ups and / or don’t have easy access to a pull-up bar

  2. “The road to hell is paved with good intentions and political correctness. Sadly, good intentions and political correctness are royally fucking large sections of the population.” I’m confused as to how PC plays into this? Why is it tacked onto the proverb?

    1. Guy’s a moron. No doubt sharing a Britain First post on his facebook whilst watching Top Gear.

  3. I never thought about this. Granted, there are people who are disabled or ill or otherwise unable to walk. But I do wonder if the reliance on scooters is hurting our overall health. When it comes to fitness, I firmly believe that we “use it or lose it.” My Sister-in-Law works in elderly care and she says the moment individuals opt for wheelchairs or scooters instead of walkers while recovering from a fall, they degrade very quickly. Often they pass away sooner than individuals who build strength through regular movement.

    1. That’s very interesting re your sister in law – thank you for the comment

  4. He is my secret crush 🙂

  5. Oops – pls ignore – intended for my friend (how embarrassing!)

  6. Glad you brought this up. This is a bug bear of mine.

    I’m a little older than you at 55 and was in Tenerife last year where it seemed like everyone over 50 was in a bloody mobility scooter.

    It was 23C and mostly flat i.e. perfect walking conditions but these things were everywhere. I’m pretty sure that 95% of their occupants could walk perfectly well but there seemed to be an attitude of ‘Hey, I’m on holiday. I deserve to treat myself.’

    It was all I could do to stop myself taking the key out of the ignition and running off with it. OK, so one time in 20 it would be a little cruel if they couldn’t walk but the other 19 times I’d be doing the occupant a huge favour.

    1. Spaniard · · Reply

      Mark, it’s even worse. Last summer in Fuerteventura they were renting electric bikes and EVERYONE was using them to move around…

  7. Mobility scooters can have their uses:

  8. This is the video you guys should watch.

  9. Great post EA. wholeheartedly agree. Im also your side of 40.
    Cartoon reminds of a lot of my mates who are choosing to slide into the blob lifestyle. Glad I squeezed in a body attack class during lunchtime…. It’s not hard to make the right choice.
    The cartoon reminds me of work trips I used to take to Houston. Everyone had enormous 6 litre pick up trucks to drive everywhere. everything was drive thru, even the atm machines.
    The walmarts had fleets of mobility scooters at the entrance to help their enormous customers to proceed easily to purchase their next load of excessive calories whilst burning the least amount of calories. The size of some of the people was truly astonishing.
    It’s not hard to make the right choice but increasingly, sadly,it feels like you are going against the crowd whilst making that choice.

  10. I have cerebral palsy and the scooter is my life line especially I have a young family. I’m in my 40s so yes it could be classed as a thing of consumerism it is also a life line for those who can’t walk far.

    1. Thank you for the comment…in your situation I might do the same thing. I agree they are some people’s only option and those people have my respect…just not 350,000 people.

  11. Rosemary allen · · Reply

    I have a scooter as I can’t breath if I dident have it I would be house bound,it’s ok to say that when your young I am 69and can’t walk more than about 10 steps

    1. Thank you for your comment. What guidance would you give to the young to help them maximize their chances of staying healthy and mobile into later life?

  12. Excellent article TEA, myself and my wife noted this in Lisbon, where elderly citizens were handling steep slopes with ease and most we chatted to lived independently. I absolutely think it’s a case of use it or lose it, yes you may be pushed for time or have a niggle but if you ‘rest’ this time, how easy will it be to do that next time?

    I’m curious what your exercise regime looks like these days? I’m 29 but find it interesting how my goals have changed and I’m looking at exercise to help with longevity.

  13. Who would want to be limited to going everywhere at 4 mph if they did have to? I use a scooter because I cant walk any faster

  14. sowhendidyoufinish · · Reply

    Great post. I just got back from a cycling trip in Sicily. In our group there was a 74 yr old lady and a 70 year old bloke both in great shame and powering up the hills. Meanwhile my colleague is out of breath coming up a flight of stairs….he’s 30….

  15. A couple of points:

    Having watched one uncle recover from ill health through exercise and another get a mobility scooter and be near death, and wheeze when moving from seat to seat, I think EA has called out a truth here. If anything, a bit too polite about the creep in the accoutrements of disability (badge, scooter, allowances:- all arguably quite necessary and yet, in aggregate, too readily deployed). In the case of my wheezing uncle, self-fulfilling : now he is incapable of two flights of stairs.


    Being a portly middle aged man it is galling to me that the discipline I used to get to FI does not seem easily to carry over into keeping fit. I mean, some of it does (I like control and I am kind of stoic), but a lot of it doesn’t or is even counterproductive (being a bit introspective, energy and cost saving)

    Essentially, I don’t want to become my dad – a pot-bellied dwarf (sorry, shade of Dad). My vulnerabilities here are eating when I am distracted or too hungry to be sensible. I seem to have got the exercise part down better, having replaced cycling to work with alternated day gym visits. It’s just I know that in a few weeks there will be a gap, when I am busy or perhaps a bit ill, and then picking up again will require a separate deployment of willpower.

    I don’t intend to get to FI only to spend that state in poorer health, for fewer years, than I could. It just seems to demand reapplication of will too frequently for me to be reliable about it. Time to work on those habits!

  16. Afternoon!
    Discovered your blog through the FI podcast. I was over in the UK a couple of years ago, (I’m from Australia) and honestly, I’ve never seen so many people charging around in those scootery things. It was like I’d strayed into some weird dystopian Orwell novel with a plague on movement for the middle-aged.

  17. Walty,s friend · · Reply

    Agree with all stated….pushing yourself (myself?) physically has been one of the great blessings of my retirement so far. I have 10 years on you and have always enjoyed physical activity, to the extent when I used to daydream about retiring early, working out each day was a large part of my plan. Always thought I was just being naieve and that it would not work out that way…but here I am 5 years into retirement and I get to go out for a run this morning, followed by an hour on the weights and then getting on the stairmaster….and I look forward to them all a great deal. Strange I guess, but I thank my version of God for giving me this inclination. Reason for bothering to comment is relative to your comment on injuries that you have chosen to let slow you down. I find that the hardest part of growing older and continuing to work out. Deciding which injuries are significant and give them time to heal, and which ones are the monkey mind injuries that you should push thru immediately. Have an unfortunate history of making the incorrect decision about these injuries and ending up not being able to work out for weeks or even months as they recuperate. I think I am actually gettting a bit better at it and it is by being a little more forgiving to myself and allowing recuperation and restraint to occur more often. Hoping I am never ending up on the mobility scooters you are writing about but am empathetic/sympathetic for any that need them. Enjoy your blog.

  18. I do see your point with this article but it does frustrate me. I was a runner, did a fairly mobile job (in a lab always on my feet) and loved doing tai chi. I could actually fall asleep standing and not fall over!
    On the flip side, I started to get very sick, and while pregnant with my daughter I developed autoimmune problems. Sadly, my daughter did too while I was pregnant with her. I have been classed as severely disabled since aged 29. My daughter has always had problems, although in a thankfully milder form.
    I had to give into a wheelchair and (my 2nd hand) scooter several years ago. Pushing through made me get worse a lot faster. My previously invisible (and therefore non-existent according to most) illnesses are now visable for all to see. It is very hard to accept having to use aids at such a young age but I do use them when needed (not always) so as to not burden my hubby and daughter any more. I could stay home all the time but I choose to swallow my pride so that we can be a family together. It’s taken me over a decade to be able to not give a shit about the judgement of others (most days but not all) as everyone thinks they can tell me I’m in the wrong. Scooters are as much of a curse as a blessing to me. I’ve managed not to use it more than maybe 3 times this last year, which I am immensely proud of.
    I’m actually journaling again in my pursuit of a cleaner healthier life as I’ve come to believe that the high prevalence of autoimmune disease in the UK is caused by our environment and society. I’m a medically retired medical research scientist so thankfully I have the ability to research on my own. I’ve also been exposed to more chemicals than average over the years as a result. My family are trying to figure out financial freedom on one (ok) income with additional needs costs for myself and my daughter. It’s not easy but we’re getting closer every year.
    Sadly, I feel that this under researched (in my opinion) article, although having a point, has missed the main reason why we have such a high prevalence of illnesses in the UK. I’m trying to live the best life I can but once again someone (you) have judged only on surface details. Try digging a bit deeper. Yes, I have all my limbs but they don’t always (not very often in fact) obey me. I did lead a fairly healthy life before but I can’t control the environment in which I live well enough to avoid autoimmune problems. Think of a lifetime’s worth of poor quality foods covered in chemicals, air pollution gone out of control, in my case inadequate health and safety at work etc. I wasn’t born knowledgeable on this stuff, no one is, and some of us suffer the consequences sooner than others.
    I came to your blog looking to find further gems to incorporate into our financial freedom goals, but instead I now feel judged again. However, I’m hoping it wasn’t meant that way and I will continue to read your posts and not judge you based on one article. I, afterall, don’t wish to be judged simply as a young (ish) scooter user.

    1. Thank you for your comment and no I’m not judging you! I wish you and your family all the best.

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