I have to confess that, before I published that post, I wasn’t particularly wedded to the idea that there’s a whole generation of Nice Guys out there who are acting as unwitting plough-horses for consumerism.
Sure, I thought there might be something in it but in truth I published it more out of curiosity than ideological conviction.
But then something strange happened. First my comments section blew up, then my email inbox blew up. Some people agreed, others got triggered.
Given the relatively tame nature of the material, the screeches of outrage made me think that we might be onto something. Methinks they did protest too much.
Since then, I’ve met lots of men who have told me that they recognised themselves as Nice Guys when reading that post. And women who recognised the syndrome as real from their perspective. Its amazing what people tell you face to face in the real world when you respect their confidentiality.
I’m not saying that all men have Nice Guy Syndrome. No, my point is just that it’s common enough to merit some further exploration.
Yes, I realise that some fundamentalists will be uncomfortable with this subject and would rather get back to their spreadsheets and their heated discussions of whether the “correct” Safe Withdrawal Rate is 3.75% or 3.95%.
But this shit is important: money is the number one cause of arguments between couples. And real life (and financial independence) becomes a lot easier when you understand yourself and can deal with other people.
I’m really not looking to offend anyone here but sometimes you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. So be warned…if you’re easily triggered, this post is probably not for you.
And if you’re actively looking for outrage…then jog on, Sunshine.
Nice Guy Syndrome : is that even a thing??
The Escape Artist did not make this stuff up. Here’s a quick reminder of Dr Glover’s theory.
Nice guys have been conditioned by their childhoods and by society to seek approval from others, especially from women. They think that “If I’m nice to her, then I’ll get what I want”. This creates internal frustration since Nice Guys don’t usually get what they want.
Ironically, the Nice Guy’s desire to obtain approval from everyone (especially women), causes him to behave in ways that aren’t very nice. This includes dishonesty (about themselves and their sexual motives) and passive-aggressive behaviour (e.g. sulking, bitchiness etc).
Nice Guys were typically brought up without a strong male role model. Perhaps Dad was around but not fully present : maybe he was at work, maybe he was hiding behind a newspaper. Maybe he was not there at all. If their parents split up, Nice Guys were usually brought up by Mum and heard her side of the story…his not so much. Raised by mums and female nursery / primary school teachers, Nice Guys got conditioned from an early age to seek female approval.
Nice Guys avoid conflict. The one exception to this is that they love to imagine themselves as White Knights, rescuing helpless princesses and other female victims [doncha just love unconscious sexism?!?] from those other evil men (“I’m not like those other guys”) just like in the cartoons and Disney films that they were raised on.
Thanks to advertising and other brainwashing, we’ve been bathed in consumerism from an early age. If you grew up with a TV in your house (which I did) its inevitable. Is is possible that some of this stuff also conditioned us into Nice Guy Syndrome?
Barney (my alter ego and imaginary friend) definitely has some Nice Guy traits. He’s polite, well-mannered, middle class and doesn’t like conflict. Let’s be honest, he’s as soft as shite.
The Escape Artist, on the other hand, just doesn’t give a fuck. When he sees bullshit, he calls bullshit…with all the empathy of The Terminator. Confusing? The good news is that you’re never alone with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Talking of bullshit, some would have us believe that women in the West are kept down by something called “The Patriarchy”. They seem to be confusing the suburbs of middle England with Saudi Arabia.
Allow me to clarify the difference. Here in Surrey, women have for some time been able to drive and to vote. In Surrey, women do not get stoned to death for adultery nor banned from going out of the house by their controlling husbands.
I have however met plenty of Nice Guys who chuckle at the fact that they’re not allowed out without a “Pink Ticket” (ha-ha!) or approval from “The Boss” (hilarious!!) or “She Who Must be Obeyed” (stop, I’m literally dying!!!).
Whoever you can’t say no to is your master. If we learnt anything from Game of Thrones (and I think we did) it’s that its a mistake to give unfettered power to anyone, no matter how attractive (or scary) she is. Even Jon Snow eventually figured out he had to be the good guy not the Nice Guy. And he knows nothing.
If you are gonna deal with Nice Guy Syndrome, you need to understand these concepts:
#1 : Boundaries
Everyone needs boundaries in every relationship. Boundaries are what keep you sane and healthy.
TV adverts, Hollywood films and other propaganda tell us that we can spend our way to happiness. They also lead us to believe that, once we’ve navigated our way out of the dating minefield and found our SoulmateTM everything will be bliss and we can just relax and live happily every after with no more games.
Oh dear. I regret to have to inform you that it doesn’t work that way. You must always have a point at which you will walk away…from any relationship as from any job. It’s a paradox that the more willing you are to walk away, the less likely you are to have to do so.
If you act like a bitch, then you give other people permission to treat you like their bitch.
Police your boundaries.
The lower your self-esteem, the harder you’ll find it to police your boundaries.
Assessing your self-worth accurately involves calibration and self-awareness. People often struggle to judge their self-worth accurately.
At the low end of the spectrum, people struggle with low self-esteem for reasons that go way back to their childhood. At the other end of the spectrum, we have those with delusional self-belief.
If you are at the low end of the self-esteem spectrum, then beware! Guilt and shame are the main weapons that other people will use to manipulate / influence / control you. If they can find your buttons, they’ll push them.
If you’ve murdered someone, then you’ll probably deserve a bit of guilt and shame. But I’m gonna assume for the purpose of this blog post that you’re basically a good person and (like that wimp Barney) you haven’t killed anyone yet.
If you have low self-esteem, then guilt and shame are to you what Kryptonite was to Superman. They are powerful weapons that stop you in your tracks. Other people use these to keep you in your box, to keep you small, to keep you operating in their Frame (see below).
As Mother Theresa may once have said: Fuck that shit.
#3 : Frame
This leads us to the concept of “Frame”. Imagine an oil painting. Frame is the thing surrounding the picture. Its not the thing you focus on but it gives context to the picture.
Your worldview acts as your Frame. Frame is the set of assumptions that you operate under. Frame is the personal narrative which sub-consciously guides your choices and actions.
Frame matters everywhere because wherever you go, there you are. Every time you interact with someone else: your partner, your Boss, a client or a colleague, your frame is influencing the outcome.
Other people will test the strength of your frame with Shit Tests (see below). They will try to knock you out of your frame and into theirs. You can’t please everyone and you shouldn’t even try. As long as you aren’t hurting others, stay in your Frame.
#4 : Shit Tests
Shit Tests are things that other people throw at you to see how you cope with challenge.
Other people will test you to see where your boundaries are and how you enforce those boundaries. In simple terms, the other person is giving you some shit to see how you deal with it. That way they can see how you react under pressure and who you really are.
Women test men to see how they react. Men test other men to see how they react. And who is to say that they’re wrong to do so?
Think of a comedian that you’ve seen live. One of the best tests of a stand-up is how they deal with hecklers. Lots of people can memorise jokes but it takes real talent to improvise in the moment. Because its hard to fake, its an honest signal of quality.
I know you’re gonna wanna learn more about these Shit Tests. So what better way to learn than with some nice cookery tips?