First they said it was a fraud.
Then they said it was stolen from them.
Then they went to The Supreme Court and demanded a recount.
So we re-counted and had the results independently verified. And it really is Now! 23
Yes, that’s right…The Escape Artist is back to review more classic songs about financial independence in the guise of a music critic from the NME…armed with earnest prose, psycho-babble and increasingly tenuous metaphors.
Shackles (Mary Mary)
Debt is a form of entrapment. The annual interest rate on bank overdrafts is ~40% per year. Based on the interest alone, the amount you owe will more than double within 2 years. The interest rate on credit cards is something like 25%. This means that the amount that you owe will double within 3 years.
Don’t Owe You a Thang (Gary Clark Junior)
Here Gary Clark Junior describes the great feeling of being totally debt free and happy with a minimalist lifestyle. The banks and the credit card companies can never take his home or kick him out on the street. He is truly free and in charge of his own life.
Gary also has some good advice on diamond rings.
Good Times (Roll Deep)
Occasionally we cross over onto The Dark Side to see what The Enemy is up to.
Here we see the idiocy of consumerism where clowns are encouraged to go late nite shopping followed by tacky night clubs in the West End splashing the cash on overpriced fake shampagne and ersatz glamour. It’s all sizzle and no steak.
Roll Deep deliver their message with all of the sophistication of a Benny Hill sketch from the 1970s.
What A Fool Believes (Doobie Brothers)
We’ve all made money mistakes. I wasted plenty of money in crappy nightclubs back in the day.
We live and learn. And, like me, you may want to help other people learn to get better with money. But if you think that everybody uses logic and reason for their important decisions, you’re setting yourself up for frustration. Everyone can get better with money. But not everyone is interested or wants to be improved. And that’s OK.
All we can do is help people that want to progress.
Little Lies (Fleetwood Mac)
At some level, we all know that advertising and consumerism is
a crock of shite smoke and mirrors.
But at some level, we want to be told the little white lies of consumerism. The dream holidays, the ideal home and the perfect love story where everyone lives happily ever after. This is the tragedy of the human condition.
Here, The Cardigans make the same point as Fleetwood Mac above.
Repetition is a feature not a bug on this website.
Blue Monday (New Order)
After leftover turkey comes more seasonal re-cycling for journalists: the annual Blue Monday stories. It’s claimed that this Monday is the most depressing day of the year with Christmas gone, bad weather and the Sunday night / Monday morning back to work blues.
That may be true but consuming The News is not gonna help anyone’s mood. It’s debatable what the intention of the news media is, but it’s increasingly clear that the effect of consuming too much news is damaging people’s mental health.
Outside (George Michael)
Maybe we will look back at 2020/21 as the years we went a bit crazy?
I’m not convinced that locking people down at home to watch a drip-drip-drip of blood-curdling bad news was entirely conducive to everyone’s mental health.
As I explained in Let’s Go Outside, spending time outside in nature is good for your soul. It’s calming on a level that no retail therapy or anti-depressant can ever manage. Spending time outside in nature may be free…but it’s not a cost-saving…it’s a lifestyle upgrade.
Things Can Only Get Better (Howard Jones)
First there was the virus. Then there was the batshit-crazy politics of The Culture War.
Is it too much to now hope for better times and better conversations both online and in real life?
When I see Howard Jones’ hairstyle and shiny orange suit in this video, it’s a reminder that things can only get better.
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